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watching the OC and Ididn’t sleep the night but aa

I’m gonna stay tumbling at the new year’s eve yay

I just cried watching the movie of the pants omg can’t believe it


gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck

n-yorking:

pleasedontunderstand:

n-yorking:

pleasedontunderstand:

n-yorking:

pleasedontunderstand:

n-yorking:

WHY

MARIA

WHY

OMG WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Really, you’re watching it?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1hnquZOF1qc5xg3.jpg

LEAVE ME ALONE I’M A CHILD WHO WANTS TO WATCH HANNAH MONTANA WHY DON’T YOU LET ME BE

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ok then, go watch it… OH, YOU KNOW THIS SUNDAY DISNEY WILL SHOW LION KING 1 2 AND 3???? I’LL WATCH IT AAA

I HAVE ALL THE DVDs NOW DIEEEEEE

I HAVE THE VHS OF THE 1ST AND THE 2ND OK??(missing 3rd cries)

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.